Will O'Wisp

Don't let things go overlooked.
Yes. I made my dog be a reindeer.

Yes. I made my dog be a reindeer.

Making stuff. #craftybitch

Making stuff. #craftybitch

Mouth open and everything. #sleepinglikeababy #pupup #lilman #anubis #chihuahua

Mouth open and everything. #sleepinglikeababy #pupup #lilman #anubis #chihuahua

Playing at the beach. (at Plum Island Beach)

My new baby ghost morph :) He is a beauty, just being camera shy. #ballpython #snake #ghostmorph #justaweelittlebeauty

My new baby ghost morph :) He is a beauty, just being camera shy. #ballpython #snake #ghostmorph #justaweelittlebeauty

I feel like every man who has ever tried to convince me to take some rando shouting “Hey girl, nice ass” at me as a compliment sees it this way: You’re sitting outside some Italian café in a Betty Draper dress sipping a prosecco when all of a sudden your dainty neck scarf flies off in the light breeze. Joseph Gordon Levitt, wearing a linen suit with a pocket square and no socks with his penny loafers, steps off his Vespa and hands it to you while saying something witty about how it’s almost as beautiful as you are. You then both ride off into the sunset, laughing as Dean Martin plays in the background and the director yells cut on the espresso commercial that is your life.


In reality, it’s you getting yelled at by a bunch of sweaty men standing outside a bar at eight in the morning, telling you about how fuckable you look in your sweatpants when you’re just trying to get a bottle of milk in peace like a goddamn human being. And it is the opposite of a compliment.

<3

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#xfinity is amazing&#8230; New #doctorwho is On Demand. #marathontime

#xfinity is amazing… New #doctorwho is On Demand. #marathontime

Getting #poutine at #theoldsalt, where my mom and dad got married. So much #history here!  (at The Old Salt at Lamie&#8217;s Inn)

Getting #poutine at #theoldsalt, where my mom and dad got married. So much #history here! (at The Old Salt at Lamie’s Inn)

at Seabrook Beach